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2007/9/26

Im Out!

 
Aight, so Im out of town for the next 2-3 weeks so there wont be any updates till Eid (Mid October).
 
On the blog, the last time I think I did a stats update was 20th June (dont hold me to it, check the archives), when the blog was approaching 1000 page views.
 
At the time of writing, the total views for the pages is close to 2300! with over 300+ views in September.
 
Hopefully by the time I come back its will be 2000+ views this year!
 
So hope everyone has a great time & I'll see everyone when I get back :).

AHMADINEJAD AND ICONOGRAPHY

 
Im sure everyone has read everything about President Ahmadinejad's Q&A at Columbia university.
 
Most of the comments have been rubish and show the ignorance and propoganda of the general media. Just like every previous interview, Mr Nejad carried himself with dignity & showed his 'smarts'.
 
I read Richrad Stern's piece in The New Republic  & so far its one of the better commenteries out there. Its not  rosy, but then again you dont expect it to be.
 
Mr.Stern atleast tries to be rational & asks ppl to show their frustation while not coming out as complete moronic d**ks!.
 
Check it out.
2007/9/20

The Next Episode

 
If you're into cell-phones, or read any tech blogs worth their salt, you would know that Nokia released the N81 a few weeks back.
 
It does have some interesting features, but IMHO its a first gen device - im more looking forward to the n95(8gb).
 
Came across the new (second in the series) commercial for Nokia's flagship N-gage & Ovi platform device and I have to say, Its pretty darn impressive!
 
Have a look yourselves!
 
 
 

Oooh...Melons! :D

 
Someone e-mailed me this earlier, got a chucle out of it!:
 
 
I'm not sure what Charlie's aiming for, but i can put a good bet that the tabloids had a field day out of the pic! :P.
 
Btw, I should probably bookmark the mentioned site!....Sounds Fun! :P
2007/9/19

Mourinho quits Chelsea???!

 
BREAKING NEWS: This has not been confirmed by the Chelsea press office, but I've just read on all the major news briefings that Jose Mourinhio has quit Chelsea fc.
 
The news on Soccernet, the bbc - also check BBC's reports & the ever-sensational F365 .
 
Even though this has not been confirmed as yet, the major news outlets are treating it as Breaking news and not as a rumor.
 
 
My views on Chelsea and Roman are quite well known, but Jose, for all the BS he throws around, has always been a manager that I've respected.
 
He could afford to BS as he knew he would, and always did, back his words up.
 
Watching Chelsea play was like watching paint dry, but they have the best defensive records & have won a lot of games & points under Jose's management.
 
The team spirit was probably second to none & you knew the players and manager were going to back each other up to the end---& they did. Terry & Lampard made it clear that a big part of them delaying contracts extensions was the uncertainty surrounding Jose's managerial future.
 
It would be wonderful news for fans of every opposing team, but Jose would be a loss to the entire league.
 
Hopefully we thrash Chelsea this weekend & make Abromovich rue his decision!*he does not seem to realize that  Chelsea were always a shit club who only won anything because of all the money they spent & because they had one of the best managers on football. Just look at his CV & you'll go WOW!.)
 
I'll be really interested to know who succeeds him @ Stamford bridge.
 
Bringing in Avram Grant was always gonna be trouble & no good/top manager is going to tolerate  anyone meddling in their affairs!.
 
Speaking of top managers, who's next in the Job?
 
The only top manager's, currently un-tied, that I can think of are Capello & Lippi.
 
But I'm sure the tabloids are gonna have a blast speculating & no doubt the top names on ppls lists would be Ramos @ Seville & Hiddink who's engaged with Russia!.
 
Lets see.
 
As for Jose, Good Luck & Thnx 4 the mmrs!
 
Maybe we'll see u @ Utd once SAF call's it a day! :P
 
 
(Btw, Scolari has not committed to the Portuguese FA beyond EU08 & Jose has always expressed his desire to, one day, coach the national side.....Jose managing C Ron & Nani @ South-Africa '10?)
 

The names "Squil-ie Hunt"!

 
For anyone who thought Iran made the whole "Spy Squirrle" story up: 
 
 
 
....Thats just awesome!.
 
Now the only thing left to do is to teach them how to act like a Ninja......And talk like a Pirate!
 
ARGH!
 

Lion-O says FUCK!


Thundecats was an awesome show, but as a kid I never knew how much they rocked!
 
 
 
no matter how many times I hear Lion-O say Fuck!, still makes me Open-mouthed.
2007/9/18

Smart Bra can detect breast cancer, as can my hands…any volunteers?

 
Breast cancer is a very serious disease, so pardon the title. (stolen from GearFuse btw).
 
HKPC have created a smart-bra with RFID chips that monitor your bust and notes down any abnormality, making early detection easier!.
 
From the press release:
 
"Developed by the Centre for Materials Research & Innovation (CRMI), University of Bolton, UK, the smart bra uses a microwave antennae device which is built into the bra structure. While wearing it, data about the breast is being collected by the embedded microchips which then produce a computer-generated image of the breast."
 
 
Speaking of smart-bra's:
     new_bra_model.jpg
 
SEXY! Tongue out

How To: watch YouTube vids!

 
Found this last week, forgot to post it.
 
This tutorial shows you how to hack youtube, i.e you know how you get Age-Restricted messages on some vids if you're not signed in?? Or some regions don't show some vids...eg: saucy vids in the Arab region.
 
Although the process is long, its a pretty kool workaround. Check out the comments for an easier suggestion by Your's truly! Tongue out.
 
 
 
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2007/9/15

A few things

 
WARNING: The following is a Rant & most likely utter rubbish & a complete waste of time. Feel free to skip it

 
First things first....
 
a) Wat the flying thinlg in hell is up with Skype?? :@.
 
 A total "downage" a couppala weeks back & lags/crappy service since then.
 
Last night I was talking to a friend and "BUST"....loud/wierd noise and the calls down.
 
WTF!?
 
So I call her on her cell & turns out Skype's down.
 
Nothings perfect, so just a glitch right.
 
Today = new day.
 
Similar shit again with a diff person!.
 
Skype down for 15 mins! :@.
 
If I cant f***ing get reliable service, im switching to freaking MSN. (Yeah I can bear with the hiss, the in/out echo & all-round wierd service.
 

 
b) I've been pretty sick and freaking tired all week listening to the gawd damn biased British media & @$$holes going on and on about how McLaren have been wronged.
 
WTF are you guys now??
 
If anything, they have got away with it.
 
Sure $100 Mill is ALOT of money, but stop with the "2 rouge empolyees, wasnt the teams fault, everyone does it, Ferrari breakes the rules all the time, seperate rules for Ferrari and seperate for everyone else".
 
A fair punishment would have been, throwing the team out (---ok, i feel for Hamilton, he's been awsome, driven his heart out & deserves to be the champion--) not just this year but 2008 as well.
 
Why? cause it was not just 2 rouge employees. Everyone at Mclaren knew about it.
From the workers to the execs to the DRIVERS!.
 
Pedro de la Rosa & Fernando Alonso not only knew, they e-mailed back and forth with Stepne, asking for teams designs, strategies etc.
 
Ferrari were also sabatoged with the messing of brakes & the white powder that was found in the Ferrari fuel tank.
 
Ron Dennis knew & acted on it.....& he's been lying all freaking along.
 
1) he says he has no idea about anything
2) he says yeah, "700+ pages of secret Ferrari doc's found in one of our employees house"
3) he says "We have not used any of that information" BS. The hundreds of communications b/w Mclaren employees & Stepny prove thats bs.
4) he says "We co-operated all along" BS. He only came forward when Alonso said "You stick behind me or im giving all the evidence to FIA". Read it here.
5) he says "None of the ferrari info has been used in the 2008 car". HA!
 
 
 
If anything, they have gotten away with murder. Max agrees. Bernie says ""It came very close to McLaren being thrown out, it really was a genuine possibility.

"A few of us sort of battled on and campaigned for the fine instead."It came very close to McLaren being thrown out, it really was a genuine possibility. "A few of us sort of battled on and campaigned for the fine instead." Now dont give me that shit of "Whats good for the sport", "Whats food for the fans" rubbish. Continue to stfu & thank w/e you belive in that you're still around.

And no. I'm not a Ferrari-Fanboy on crack. Read.


 
c) Why cant, in the year 2007, ppl in this country agree to fast on a single day!?
 
Last year we had 3 eids....fair chance of that happening again this year.
 
With all the advancement in Tech, you'd think the OIC would - for once- actually do something to fix this thing.
 
Im not saying "Stop following the lunar calender". That would be stupid.
 
But since we can accurately predict the timings upto weeks ahead, why cant the OIC tell its nations, "The moon will be sighted in  a region of Africa on X date, c region of Asia on Y date...."
 
It is possible, so why not try it?....get rid of all this bickering.
 
Oh and could you fuckers please fast for 30 days.
 
The vast majority of the ppl dont fast, but they still have to moan & groan about the difficulties of Ramadan :@.
 
Im sick and freakin tired.
 
Im fasting, you're not. That means you have NO RIGHT to come upto me and tell me how bad u have it. And stop eating & offering me food.
 
I swear I'm gonna snap one of these days and shove that spring roll where it stinks! :@.
 

 
titbits:
 
-Its gonna be one hot october.....no im not a "profit" I just feel the heat.
 
- You know its Ramadan when ppl go (extra) crazy on the roads. Fighting and beating each other up for no rhyme....let alone reason.
 
- WTF came up with the idea of a bowl-out!? :@....GAYEST thing I've seen since the time Akhtar hit poor Gary Kirsten with a bouncer and broke his cheek-bone.
 
Its a tie....which mean no one deserved to "Win" especially not a team playing in that Ind vs Pak game.
 
 
- Man U can play a 4-3-3.
 
Yes! I've said it before and I say it again. That night vs Roma was a one-off fluke.
 
We are a team based on and made for a 4-4-2 with 2 wingers who can go deep.
 
Oh & Carlos Q is a nutter...stop dreaming that he has a .00000000000000000000001 of a chance of succeeding SAF.
 
 
 
- Last....there are no garuntees in life but I know this for sure.
 
Paki's will keep no more than 29 Roza's this year. Why? Cause I've never heard of 30 Roza's happening ever before & i'll be damned if it ever happens again!.
 

 
(Yeah, lots of typo's and spelling errors, but tough luck. Its late, im tired and too lazy to run a spell check.....life's a b**ch. Get over it).
 
2007/9/12

Iron Man Trailer

 

I wrote about Iron Man a while back, well here are more deets!

The movie clashes with TDK with a Summer 08 release & understandably, the studio's are marketing it strongly.

Being Directed by Jon Favreau (Best known for Swingers, but directing achievements include the Will Ferrell Staring ELF & the kids movie Zathura. - He also produced Green Street Hooligans).

The movie stars Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark aka Iron Man.

The background of Iron Man, for those who are not familiar is,

Anthony Stark is a genius. At the tender age of 15 he graduates MIT as an electrical Engineer!. At the age of 21, his parents die in a car accident and he inherits Stark Industries.

During the Vietnam War, Stark visits the battlefield, is captured by an Evil War-Lord & is forced to create weapons for him.

Stark gets badly injured by a Shrapnel that hits him in the Heart!.

Our hero, along with another prisoner (Yin-Senplayed by Shaun Toub), creates an Iron Suit that lets him breath. Not only that, it also gives him super-strength & other powers!.

The suits helps him escape & as per common-sense, Tony decides to use the suit for Crime fighting!.

The character was created by Stan Lee Don Heck, Larry Lieber & Jack Kirby (did a post on him a little while back, check the archives). He first appeared in Marvel's Tales Of Suspense

 

Playing the female lead in the movie is Gwyenth Paltrow, *Cough*she sucks*Cough* aka Virginia 'Pepper' Potts aka Iron Man's secretary.

 

Jeff Bridges plays the evil Obadiah Stane. A man who manipulates Stark, taking over all his wealth & the Iron Man identity.

Tony Stark becomes an alcoholic while Stane becomes more and more Paranoid over time.

 

Sam *mofo'ing* Jackson plays the ultimate Marvel Bad-Ass, Colonel Nick Fury

 

Hilary Skank (Yup, don't care much for her either!) plays a yet to be defined role.

 


The following is just a guess & may contain Spoilers. Please be advised to skip it if you don't want to  know anything about the script!

 

Still reading eh? well, you were warned :).

 

What's the new Vietnam?? Why Iraq of course!

 

The script has been brought up-to date & along with pop-culture references, the Vietnam scenario now takes place in Iraq. Hence the Muslim characters in the movie.

I think Tony Stark (as evidenced by the trailer) goes to Iraq, gets captured by a Vietnamese Iraqi War-Lord and the escape would remain pretty much the same.


Tony would head back to the good ol' USofA & continue his philanthropy & crime-fighting. He'll end up being manipulated by Stane, become an emotionally crippled alcoholic who gets back on his feet to fight the 'out of control' Obadiah!

Genius eh!?


Movies scheduled to hit the theaters on the weekend of May 2nd.

IRON MAN(Official site) (Wiki)

Official Poster:

 

Here's the Trailer:

 
Iron Man - teaser trailer
Uploaded by cinefanboy

Or check out the HQ Trailer @ Apple.

Pretty damn cool huh? btw, the car @ the beginning is an Audi R8. Audi did a deal where Stark only drives Audi cars and in exchange Audi helps market the movie world-wide!.

 

Screens:

 
Loads more pics on ign.


You can check wiki for more deets & rumors that Nick Cage & Tom Cruise had been interested in playing the character. Huh!? Imagine THAT!

 


 

Bobby DeNiro is AWESOME!

 
Robert DeNiro is one of my frav actors, the mans a genius, but not many ppl realize----The man is HILARIOUS!.
 
(Granted, he dint do himself any favors by making that piece of crap with Eddie Murphy).
 
Check out Mr.DeNiro on Sesame Street!:
 
  
 
"Hey look at me, Im a Cabbage!" LOL. CUTE! 

 
2007/9/11

The REAL Beyonce Phone!

 
So you've probably seen the Samsung phone advertised by Beyone Knowels.
 
There have been rumors for a while that she is gonna team up with them to come up with a product she can be proud of
 
Well....If this initial Mock-Up is anything to go by, B would be Really Proud! Tongue out
 
 
Presenting the Beyonce Phone!:
 
Beyonce phone mockup
 
Check out the cord on the back side! Bootylicious! Tongue out
2007/9/8

Woohoo!

 
Henin just won her 7th grandslam. 
 
Kuznetsova is a decent player who's having a really good rookie year, but she was no match for Justine who earlier laid the smackdown on the Williams sisters.(Read)
 
Fredrer plays the 20yr old Serb Novak Djokovic (JO-KO-VICH) in tonights final, aiming for his 12th grandslam (in 18 tries) (Apart from the French Open, what else has he not won?).
 
Check out the match preview on ESPN. 
2007/9/6

Video of the week!

 
Someone just e-mailed me this.
 
 
 
(I'm Confused.....The vid is really kool, but is it yet another *hint* *nudge* to get a shave??....Hmmm!) 
 
Pretty kool vid, any suggestions for a shaver??
2007/9/5

WTF?

 
Im not a big fan of wireless headsets (A2DP is an exception),
 
But this just brings a new meaning to the term:
 
Seen at IntoMobile. Originally posted by Dusan. 
 
natural handsfree concept - pic 1
 
natural handsfree concept - pic 2
 
I feel sick! Sick
 

Messed Up!?

 
Aight - So this should probably be filed under "Entertainment".......but weird is the only feeling Im getting.
 
Here goes. 
 
Found this on Rated-M
 
 
Not that it wasn't known this guy was messed up, but it still feels icky.
 
Larry will now be known as 'Lana'......while Andy will remain normal!.
 
Check out the provided pics in the link for an idea.
 
Here's a sample for you lazy fucks:
 
 [wachowski_larry.gif]
 
They are known to have clauses in all their contracts that they do not have to do media for their works, but according to their publicist Larry/Lana will be doing a "Coming Out" (or w/e Im supposed to call it) press conference.
 
 
 
Mrs.Garrison anyone!? Tongue out.
 

 
Balls or no balls.....they made V for Vendetta after the last two pieces of crap that made the matrix trilogy......he was known to be a queer even then & imo the movie turned out pretty darn awesome. (Yes it was missing the point, but it also did have more things going for it than against it!).
 
Having had said that;
 
The little hope I had for speedracer - don't agree with a few of the castings - have diminished.
 
Can the Wachowski siblings prove everyone wrong?.
 
(That they can still make a decent flick----not that they are freaks and should have their balls chopped.......Oh wait! Tongue).
 

2007/9/1

OMG! There's a Riot in Belgium!

 
 
Well not really...........atleast I hope not!
 
Riot in Belgium is a band made up of an Aussie & a (GASP!) Belgium
 
dude; Sydney’s DJ Damage (Joel) of The Bang Gang Deejays and DJ Belgium (Bennie) who was a member Cut Copy in Melbourne.
 
Check out their MySpace.
 
Or sample the brilliant break-through record 'La Musique':
(Direct Links in Aqua.(all files =.mp3). Zshare in the brackets.
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Not their songs, but a cool vid none the less.
 
Check it:
 
    
 
 
Lemme know if you got some other track of em ;)
 

 
 
 

Random bullshit!

 
 
Augest is over!
 
Do I know this due to the calenders showing September 1st!?
 
NO!
 
I know because just 1/2  a day of Sept has been as good as the whole of Aug!.
 
Aug was not as bad as last year, heck...I even did 20+ posts here....Its just that its so freaking boring and unproductive!.
 
 
There's no other real reason for writing this, but im in a super mood.....not gonna elaborate, but lets just say I 'took care' of a thorny personal issue!.
 
 
--------
 
 
Got a few new cd's in the mail.
 
Most noteably the new PVD record. The two disc edition of In Between.
 
Other's include records by "The Coral", "Kula Shaker", "Papercuts", "New Pornographers", "St.Vincent" and a coupla others.
 
 
Listened to a bit of Marry Me by St.Vincent (Aka Annie Clark).
 
The little samples have been pretty impressive.
 
More write-up's as and when I give them a listen properly---& I can get my lazy ass to write something! :P.
 
Nehu, Hope everyone rejoices the end of Aug! :P
 
And as a bonus, check out tracks by Riots in Belgium!.