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8/31/2007 Need to Disco!What is Sony's Rolly?? No idea? Check out the awesome YouTube teaser: You can watch the advert here. (quicktime vid) (alternately, you can just download it here)(30 mb .mov file). Any idea's what it is? Looks tiny, robotic & a potential to be freaking annoying!. One of my brothers friends had a pair of Aibo's & I've been fascinated by those things ever since!......Sony will win a lot of fans back if this thing turns out to be some sort of robotic pet!. (Cameras instead of eye's, sensors instead of ears, wi-fi...etc!). Btw, the track in the youtube video is the Justice remix of Scenario Rock's Skitzo Dancer. Download it here (7.67mb .mp3 file) And be sure to check out the Justice Post for loads more goodies! BONUS: The Original version & video of the track: Technorati tags: Sony, Rolly, Youtube, Teaser, Advert, Robotic Pet, Aibo, Scenario Rock, Skitzo Dancer, Justice, Justice Remix, download, mp3 8/30/2007 & The Oscar(s) goes to!Instead of a para, I think Ill let the names do the talking!:
 Written by Steve Zaillian, the guy who's written a lot of awesome movies, but will always be revered by me for scripting one of the best movies...EVER!. Gangs Of Newyork!.
Directed by Ridley Scott!. Shame on you if you don't know his movies.(btw, really looking forward to his Body of Lies & the untitled project on the failed assassination attempt of Hugo Chavez by the CIA).
STARING:
Denzel Washington, brilliant in every movie he acts in!
Russell Crowe, what ever he is as a person, has enacted in some of the most memorable roles. + he'll get free drinks for life "MY NAME IS GLADIATOR
 ". (Btw, we also see him this year in 3:10 to Yuma + his next 3 movies are with Scott including Nottingham in which he plays the Sheriff of Nottingham, Arch-Nemesis of Robin Hood!. NICE!
 ).Cuba Gooding Jr. Will always be remembered for the words "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" Poor career choices I guess.
+ a few misc rappers I don't know much about. (Surprise surprise!
 ) (I do know who RZA is - but not much else.....but wtf is T.I???!).The movie was set to release in June, but im sure they were looking at the awards season when they shifted it to the November 2nd release.
Check out the new extended trailer:
Just wondering, can both the lead actors be nominated for an oscar at the same time?!.
BONUS: Marty Scorcesse's short doc's on the influence of Gangster films on American cenima:
Part 1
Part 2
Technorati tags: American Gangster, Denzel Washington, Russel Crowe, Cuba Gooding, RZA, T I, Ridley Scott, Steve Zaillian, Gangs of Newyork, Martin Scorcesse, Documentary, Short, Vietnam War, Harlem, Teaser, Trailer, Poster 8/29/2007 Im Not There - Teaser TrailerIm Not There.(imdb)
Written about it enough times, so hit the archives.
If ure too lazy, this thing has an amazing star-cast & all u need to do is check out Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan to go: WOW!
Releases on the 7th of Sept.
Technorati tags: Im Not There, Bob Dylan, Beatles, Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Marcus Carl Franklin, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, David Cross, Todd Haynes, Teaser, Trailer 8/27/2007 Why?Found this on Engadget
"Kogoro Kurata working on a giant, bone crushing mech?"
 WHY would they go ahead with this!?
Hav'nt they ever read a comic or seen a movie!?
Next thing you know, they'll be using monkeys in labs & outer-space!
OH CRAP!!
(check out the entry here & be sure to have a look @ the comments, funny stuff! :P) 8/26/2007 Getting the CreditEver heard of Jack Kirby??.
Me neither.
Mr Kirby is the man who drew household names such as charecters of Fantastic Four, Spiderman, X-Men, Captain America, Avengers, Nick Fury, ManHunter, Silver Surfer, Incredible Hulk, Magneto, Dr Doom amongst many others & DC's Fourth World.
And I always thought Stan Lee was the Man!.
I found out about Jacob Kirby due to this piece in the NYTimes.
He also has a wiki entry so do check that out as well.
Next time you here about one of your childhood hero's---or notice Stan Lee's cameo in one of the Marvel films, make sure you smile one for Kirby :).
Technorati tags: Jack Kirby, Jacob Kirby, Marvel Comics, Marvel, Stan Lee, X Men, Silver Surfer, Fantastic Four, Spider Man, Incredible Hulk, Nick Fury, Man Hunter, Magneto, Dr Doom, Avengers, Captain America, NY Times, wiki UPDATE: ...& Justice for allUpdated the entry I did on Justice. Check it out here, (or go to July Archive in BLOG)
Check it out for loads of remixed tracks & the one they did for JT's Love Stoned.
EDIT: Added AFUCKALOT (yes I went there!)-- of Mixes. You'll be a Fool to miss em!. (sept 2'nd). Have you read your Nikah Namah!?Like me, you probably have not....cause I'm guessing you're not married!
Found this on ATP "Missing Paragraphs In The Nikah Nama?"
Check it out.
Mental Note: make sure to overview it before marrige. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - First Trailer*ing Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck & Sam Rockwell.
The first trailers out & the movie releases on Oct 5th. (I've posted about it before, check the archives or "Cant wait to watch" if you wanna read up!)
Looks like a good drama.
8/25/2007 New TDK Pics!I got these sent to me last Friday, but unfortunately did not get a chance to post em up. (But you probably would have seen em everywhere already!).
New screens of TDK with some amazing peek's @ Joker & The Bat Cave.
Check em out!:
(The Cave looks to have been brought up to date!)
Sweet huh?
What we know:
New Suit, New Bike, Modded Car, New Cave, _New_ Baddies.
At some point Joker('s goons) take Batman Hostage. (see parking lot pics).
Joker does rob a bank & gets down with tdk!.
And what looks to be a freaking awesome interrogation scene!.
July 08 cant come soon enough!
Saying it as it is!Found this on intomobile (previously RingNokia) Stefan & Will rip on Apple's Mac vs Pc ad's. (which in em selves are bs!). Check out the "Im a iPhone"..&.."Im a N95": Vid 1: Vid 2: Vid 3: ("FUCK!" LOL!) Vid 4: Vid 5: & Vid 6: (What? YOU'RE GAY! HAHA!) Anyone familiar with the Symbian OS (Nokia UI) cringed when El-Steve proclaimed that the iPhone was a totally ground breaking piece of Tech. Sure it does have some sweet features....As an iPod & the screen implementation --(the problems with those are pretty well documented as well)--, but s60 users had a full browser, multimedia player, good av support & services & a plethora of apps & services for years. The browser on the s60 devices was created on the same open source sdk's as Safari & can handle almost all full size webpages. I could go on all day!. On the n95 topic, im glad I held back since Nokia is releasing a 8gb black version with better battery life! (Woohoo!). Hopefully they improve the keypad like they have with the multimedia keys. 8/20/2007 Mandy Moore - UmbrellaMandy Moore is CUTE!.....Rihanna is scary! (imho--you may have a thing for tranny's!).
Umbrella is a cool song & has to be the most covered track of 2007.
Here's Mandy's version:
What do you think?. Not bad eh? (I have heard worse covers of the song, this one's decent).
Rock & GrohlI Love FOO FIGHTERS!
They have a new album coming out next month Echos, Silence, Paitence & Grace.
The first single "Pretender" if f***ing awsome & I've posted it on Skydrive. Download it.
Dave Grohl, the former Nirvana drummer created the band by mistake.
He released a 7' of his own material. Doing all the producing, bass, drums & vocals himself.
The work got so popular that soon record labels were pounding on his door with a contract.
The rest is pretty much history!.
Radio 1 did a documentary on him this week. Its a great listen and you can download it here.(.mp3)
Technorati tags: Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters, Documentary, Radio 1, The Pretender, Echos Silence Paitence & Grace, Foo Fighters New Album, Nirvana, mp3 30 Days of Night (Red Band)I think I wrote about this a while back. In any case. Sony pictures is about to release "30 Days of Night". The 2002 Graphic Novel (Think Sin City series) written by Steve Niles. (He also worked on the screenplay). I have the 2004 Annual of this & its one of the best comics in recent time. Dark, very graphic and a gripping read. The movie is being produced under Sam Raimi. (He's become popular due to Spidey, but most of his fans are because of the f***ing amazing Evil Dead series & later for The Gift. He was also a producer for Boogeymen. The ORIGINAL Jigsaw!). Being directed by David Slade. The guy who made Hard Candy. One of the best movies of last year!. (Ellen Page = Awesome!). Movie starts Josh Hartnett playing the sheriff (EBEN) (The pretty boy seen from Lucky Number Slevin (Kool movie), Sin City, Wicker Park, 40 days 40 Nights & The Virgin Suicides (Another Awesome movie!), Melissa George (The double agent from Alias) plays Stella, the Sheriff's wife, Ben Foster (XMen). Play's The Stranger. In fact, fosters looks pretty good with the beard, psychotic & all. Danny Huston(various movies) looks Totally BAD-ASS as Marlow (Think of it as the main Checkout the Official Trailer: If you think that was remotely Kool!, go to the films official site to watch a Red band (i.e R Rated) trailer. Or just watch it here.....What-EV! :P! Seriously, check it out. Makes Sin City & 300 look like a kids movie!. To get an idea of the graphic nature, here are some scans along with the official poster:      (<-SWEET!)   Its been rumored that Scar Jo was supposed to play the female lead....I guess its better she dint!. The Movie was shot in New Zeland in the span of 70 days. The director when leaving: The Crew on Completion of the Movie: David Slade/Ben Templesmith (the illustrator) & Niles @ Comic Con:(lq vid) The Complete Panel (Audio/Vids out of sync): Check The Incredible Hulk post for pics from Comic-Con. Movie comes out in Oct!. Technorati tags: 30 Days Of Night, David Slade, Sam Raimi, Steve Niles, Ben Templesmith, Josh Hartnett, Meslissa George, Ben Foster, Danny Huston, Comics, Graphic Novel, IDW, Columbia Picture, Sony Pictures, Alaska, Vampires Death SentenceKevin Bacon is back!. The man who gave us such the 'better than the promotion it received' Where The Truth Lies, the scary Stir Of Echos, Sleepers (Another revenge movie. The climax scene was chilling), the hugely under rated Flatliners - This is back when Joel Shumacher used to be good! + also stars Jack Bauer & Julia Roberts - the "OH MY GOD!, I CANT BELIVE THIS IS RATED 5.0....SO MUCH THAT IM TYPING ALL CAPS!" Quicksilver. Seriously. This is at least a 7. Tremors, I know it was rubbish, but I watched it recently some 15 years on & felt :$. This is what ick'd/creeped/grossed/freaked us out as kids. (Granted at 7 or 8 I probably shouldn't have been allowed to watch it in the first place....Maybe!), And finally. Possibly the biggest guilty pleasure of our my generation. The movie was so bad, it was Great! (Yup. That statement did make sense!). The chanting Monkeys, the ridiculous injections, the cool car & if nothing else, Rohna Mitra's boobs!. This movie was AWSOME! Check the poster:  & Trailer: Releases on the 31st. Out of the charts by the 13th! :P The movie is being directed by James Wan. The guy who wrote SAW I & 3 & directed the original. - So you know its gonna be gross. It also stars John Goodman (Not a fan) & Kelly Preston (Mrs John Travolta) 8/16/2007 Mumms the wordI dunno why Im filing this under tech.....anyways:
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British condom maker Futura Medical Plc said on Thursday that results of a study showed its new condom helped men have firmer and bigger erections, as well as a longer-lasting sexual experience. […] Futura said the study of 108 healthy couples showed its CSD500 condom helped men to get a firmer erection compared with a standard condom, increased penis size and made the sexual experience last longer, delivering statistically significant results. The condom has a small amount of gel in its peak that dilates the arteries and increases blood flow to the penis "Reuters. 8/15/2007 Im not Alone! * , *I've always found Augest to be the most long, boring & down right depressing month of the year.
Validation in the form of David Plotz in Slate is pretty high up there.
Read up on all the horrible stuff thats happened in this dreaded month over the years.
From Hiroshima-Nagasaki to the Iraq's invasion of Iraq!.
Plenty more on the list. Hope Springs Eternal?Two brilliant contributions in today's NY Times.
The first is by Ramachandra Guha,(Read), the Indian social,environmental & cricket historian - Most famous for his "India After Gandhi","What we think of America" & the cricket history "A corner of a foreign Field".
His Op-Ed is more of a personal insight on the in-fighting amongst communities in the vast nation. Its an interesting read, but I beg to differ with his opinion that a fifth war between the two countries is imminent.
I also disagree with the statement:
"I met one of the last seven Hindu families in Lahore"
I personally know at least 5 PH(=Punjabi Hindu's for the un-initiated :)), families in Lahore - Pretty affluent one's at that. (There are even more Hindu's in Sindh. - A lot of them quite well off & admit to having a better life than they would have in India).
The other one:
"As I bumped into one worshiper, I was seized by panic. In one pocket of my kurta lay my wallet; in the other, an exquisite little statue of the Hindu god Ganesh, dancing. I am not a believer, but this was my mascot, a gift from my sister, carried whenever I was separated from my wife and little children. What if it now fell out and was seized upon by the crowd? How would that turn out — an infidel discovered in a Muslim shrine, an Indian visitor illegally in Lahore?"
Again Guha sahib, your fears have are misplaced.
If you knew more about Pakistani society, you would be aware of the fact that Islam in this region was spread by Sufi's & none of the shrines are sacred to a singular cast or creed.
Everyday a large # of Hindu's, Parsi's, Christians & even Sikhs visit shrines like Hazrat Abdullah Shah Ghazi in Karachi or Golra Sharif in Lahore. (These are just 2 common examples).
Hundred's of Hindu's visit Ajmer Sharif daily. Even though its India.
More than fear, it is the mistrust that has been formed & exploited by the Religious right in both countries. As Liberals we should condemn this school of thought & try to quell down such feelings rather than creating doubts for people who may not be aware & educated on the cultures.
The second Op-Ed is by our very own Mohsin Hamid.
(I was told recently that "The Reluctant Fundamentalist" won him a Bookers prize. Surprising as I found the book to be over-hyped for & incomplete. - Could have said more than it did.
I've been wanting to do a write-up on it for a few weeks, but due to the lack of time & cohesive thoughts, have been unable to do so.......but that's neither here or there).
The piece is a great short, yet somewhat depressing version of the traumatic life of the Nation that is Pakistan.
A nation that has been used, abused & confused by forces both external & internal - All working on their own perverted agendas - Yet, even after 60 years of shenanigans there is hope for things to turn around.........Lets just hope History doesn't repeat itself and all the negatives continue to get underwhelmed by positive forces :).
Hope springs eternal. Right?!
Technorati tags: India, Pakistan, Mohsin Hamid, Ramchandra Guha, NY Times, Independence, OP ED, Golra Sharif, Ajmer Sharif, The Reluctant Fundamentalist, India After Gandhi 8/12/2007 The Incredible HulkSo The Incredible Hulk was also showed @ Comic Con.....& I am excited!.
Norton is awesome & looks HOTT!.
Proof:
 Jennifer Conolly is replaced by tEH gorgeous Liv Tyler. (If for no reason else, Luv her for being Stephen Tyler's SPAWN!) (get it? :P).
 Its being directed by Louis Lettier, the dude who made the Transporter series & that HORRIBLE thrash called UNLEASHED aka Danny the Dog.
And make sure you check out Norton speak:
More info as it trikles out!
Jokes on you! I wanted to do this post about 2 weeks ago & even did two lengthy write-up's.
On both occasions, they got lost due to different tech reasons :{.
Sowwy.
EDIT: Scroll down for items in Green
With Comic-Con about to happen in San Diego,
There had been rumors for weeks that Warner will announce something big & since the smallest bit gets fan
The first website to pop-up was Why So Serious?, (since then it takes you to "Rent-A-Clown", which shows random 'Jokerised' faces)(More on that below).
The website had a 'counter' & some coordinates to a location, which turned out to be right opposite the convention center.
As the clock wound down to zero, The following # started to appear in the sky.
 (also a vid posted by one of the bystanders. Listen to the joy! :P).
Those who called the # (1-800-395-9646), got a recorded message. If you're lazy, You know you are!, listen to it here.(.mp3)
So im expecting you to have heard the message.
Good.
Its a nervous man with someone, whom we can only presume is the Joker, being made to read the message.
The Joke is, "How many clowns does it take to get a good laugh?".
The answer is "Four Hundred and One" (401).
Apparently this turns out to be an inside-joke....and leads to the mans death.
(btw the clues were 'button up' & '401'.....incase you dint get it
 ).Onto stage two then.
Up next was some stuff about The Joker’s admiration of Jack the Ripper…
This was just some BS, BUT it had a attached .mp3 that contained random laughter.
The thing here was to catch the "dots" & "dashes". ala Morse code. (Infernal Affairs anyone?
 ).The code was de-ciphered as “Mountebank”, typing which, fans were directed to challenge 3/8.
Next the ground-staff (ppl participating in the challenge), had to go under treatment. i.e become "pretty". (these btw are the folks whose pictures are on the Rent-A-Joker site).
The next step was to "become a cohort of the Joker". An Anagram quickly deciphered to mean “Crime of Passion.”
For stage 3, the ground-staff had to get to a location where one of them would get a keyphrase, which would move them to checkpoint 4.
The phrase btw was “head games.”
Entering the key phrase gave a little article/interview on J.
The clue here was the mention of a prison-cell. And what does a standard in prison cell's ?
Why the 74 bars ofcourse?! (Nah. I dint have a clue either!).
Checkpoint 5 was broken into 2 parts.
Part 1 was a location & some trivia/research on the J. (I so wanted to write The Jizzle right there
).It asked about a lawyer who accidentally shot himself in 1871. This resulted in his defendant (accused of murder) getting acquitted. Turns out the lawyer’s name was “Vallandigham.” Naturally (!!
For that, the ground staff had to go to the given location and find out the real name of "Dr Death". Which ofcourse, turned out to be, “Gaslamp Dan Haslam”. (First the lawyers name & now this....I think the person who designed this is probably a Nazi! Typing Dr.Death's real name led to Checkpoint 6.
This again was a twofer. A Location and a series of cards.
Those with keen-eyes observed that not all the cards were aligned and similar in shape. It was figured that since their total of 26 was the same # as the Alphabets in the English language, the larger cards would spell something. Indeed!. The larger cards yielded "Unforgivable". This code provided further information on the earlier location (in cp6), Somewhere around there would be a statue of a father teaching his son how to use “a weapon”. It also alerted of hidden cameras…and advised to..... smile. Of course!
Whilst the ground staff searched for the above mentioned statue, the folks glued to the site got an update on J's Police-Files. This, like the admiration article was gibberish, but those with keen-eyes - or those who clicked on the word "knife", got a very special sneak-peek at Heath Ledger as the J-Man, tormenting the lovely Maggie G as Rachel.
Here's a screen of the scene & since its kinda hard to come by now. YW!  Back to the challenge.
The statue turned out to be a man teaching his kid how to play Baseball.
GENIUS. (I don't think I need to point out the numerous times J has used a club, bat to pummel a victim).
The code, - Baseball Bat - led to the penultimate Checkpoint. #7.
Yet again this one was a two part. A Location and a puzzle.
This time the Joker tells us how newspaper clippings are useful in creating a Ransom Note. (Classic J again. In fact, I remember, as a kid, getting very fascinated by such stunts).
The code here turned out to be the word:
Larceny.
“lar·ce·ny Stealing something…or someone unlawfully. Hmm....that's unlike the man in question!
When Larceny was typed in, J gave new instructions.
Find the Gothom Girl Scout. Attack her And steal her cookies.
In words of J, "The Ground squad is probably Hungry". How Nice The Code here turned out to be "Starve".
Up next. Checkpoint 8.
The giddy user got a picture of a Bomb with a timer running down. But instead of exploding, you got a very Joker-esque surprise. - The reader of the bomb said: “HA HA HA”.
The groundstaff were told to head back to these vans....where they received 'Beauty Kits' for their efforts. The folks online however had to figure out the next code all by themselves. What could it be!?. The only clues were "HA HA HA". = 6 letters. The bomb was a representation of death. 6 letters and death.....hmmm....wat? waHt?? WHAT!? could it be?.
I know Reaper!. (as in The Grim Reaper!). (Btw, ppl shared this quickly & nicely. Not a common trait on the internets, especially when one's hoping for a prize!).
Entering the Code led to second (or does this make it third?) part of checkpoint. And this time only the groundstaff were involved. They had to submit a license plate #, of one of the Vanity Vans.
The number ended up being 2971759, entering which lead to the Grand Finale!
A teaser trailer for TDK.
.........Which was So, totally LAME-O! Since this trailer had already leaked-out 2 days earlier & most of the ppl excited by the challenge would have already seen it!.
But its still pretty kool.
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Oh And the first member of the ground-staff to enter the code was also given an opportunity to participate in TDK's Next Viral Marketing. (Promised in December).
This is just a teaser with voiceover's.
Here's the teaser commercial,
Which along with the Bourne trailer is probably one of the best ones of this decade!.
Whats best, this is a FAN creation. Yup. Brilliant!.
Check it:
Man!, Heath L looks Awesome!
All the participants got Joker Masks as a consolation.
Here's the sequence of codes for those interested.
18003959646
401 or Inside Joke or Button Up
Jack the Ripper
Mountebank
Crime of Passion
Head games or headgames
74 Bars
Vallandigham
Gaslamp Dan Haslam
Unforgivable
Baseball Bat
Larceny
Starve
Reaper
2971759
You have admit. This movie probably has THE BEST MARKETING. -EVER!....In tEH history of EVERNESS!. Well, at least the Kraziest Fans!.
In Checkpoint 8, when the ground-squad was told to get back to their vans, this kick-ass Chevy Escalade with Gothom plates pulled over and took in a Lucky Fan -probably a plant-. Photo's were later found of this man...beaten up.
Neat!
 Apart from a New suit, BatMan also has a killer bike (aka BATPOD) in TDK.
Checkout both:
DAMN that ride looks shweeeeete!.
Judge Dread or Tron! anyone? :P.
I had obviously seen the suit before, but it just occurred to me.
This is the same suit I saw more than a year back when Jared posted a pic of David Beckham with the the stunt-Batman.
Scroll a little lower...
Here's another vid with closer, real life pic's of the bike
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..................I think im in Love!.
 And that's only the fourth time this month!.
 The LA Times broke the story back on July 18th.
Read it here.(You need to login, but worth it. Not just for this story, its a pretty good newspaper ;)). Here's the pic they ran:
 & the money-shot!
 Those tires are 508mm, with the engine('s) in the hubcaps!.
Links (or partial Credits):
Batman-On-Film. Awesome site with the most up to date news on the world of Bat.
Empire Online. Empire magazine. They get a lot of TDK exclusives. While you're at it, also check some super Bourne Ultimatum goodies!.
WizardUniverse. Just happened in Chi town. Apparently they showed some new footage - that was initially meant for comic-con, but could not make the deadline-
Not much that we dint already know, just confirmation that Two-Face will indeed be making an appearance.
Hit the link to read-up ;).
Check out this amazing rendition by the ever-awesome Hawk:
 Looks like J just lost a GOW deathmatch on XBox Live!
 For anyone interested to know what a Gothom Girl Scout would probably look like,
Hope this helps!
  Technorati tags: Joker, The Dark Knight, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhall, Chris Nolan, Bat Suit, Bat Mobile, Bat Pod, Gotham, Girl Scout, Viral Marketing, Virals, 2008, Batman On Film, Empire Online, Hawk, Applegeeks, Comics, Trailer, Teaser 8/7/2007 Whatever Happened To Those Disney Characters?Someone sent me this, some are funny - others I just dont get!:
We have all grown up knowing and loving the characters produced by Walt Disney and his successors at the Disney company. From Mickey Mouse to Aladdin, Disney has always given us something to laugh at, someone to cry for, something to hope for and a star to wish upon. Now, however, is has been revealed that the stars of these memorable cartoons may not have been the paragons of hope and happiness we always thought they were. Here, for the first time ever, are the fates to have befallen many of your favorite Disney characters.
MICKEY MOUSE - died of venereal disease after visiting multiple prostitutes because Minnie said “No” for 50 years.
DONALD DUCK - served as a main course at Epcot’s China Pavilion.
PLUTO - caught by dogcatchers, put to sleep after he was never claimed.
GOOFY - assassinated during first term as President of the United States.
SCROOGE MCDUCK - died in extreme poverty after being audited by the IRS.
HUEY, DEWEY & LOUIE - involved in an underground child pornography ring.
SNOW WHITE - fell for the “apple trick” again.
DOPEY - ’nuff said.
SNEEZY - died of pneumonia with Jim Henson.
GRUMPY - executed after gunning down 15 people in a local McDonalds.
HAPPY - killed by insane gunman at a local McDonalds.
DOC - was sued for malpractice, lived the rest of his life living under bridges and eating out of used cat food cans.
SLEEPY - never woke up.
BASHFUL - now a stripper with the Chippendales.
MARY POPPINS - shot down over Iraqi airspace.
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN - male prostitute, died of a heroin overdose.
WINNIE THE POOH - had a heart attack caused by a cholesterol level of 570.
PIGLET - gunned down in a Mafia hit.
RABBIT - died of an aneurysm while watching over his garden.
EEYORE - committed suicide.
ROO - smothered to death by Kanga.
KANGA - put to death by the state.
TIGGER - accidentally bounced off the edge of a cliff.
ALICE (OF WONDERLAND) - institutionalized for life.
THE MAD HATTER - died of mercury poisoning.
DORMOUSE - drowned in a teapot.
THE QUEEN OF HEARTS - guillotined during the revolution.
TWEEDLEDEE & TWEEDLEDUM - died of excessive weight loss at a fat farm.
SLEEPING BEAUTY - slept until 1986, contracted AIDS from “Prince Charming.”
CINDERELLA - killed by stepsisters and stepmother in a jealous rage.
PINOCCHIO - is now a very comfortable Ottoman.
JIMINY CRICKET - died after impacting a windshield at high Speeds.
FIGARO - strung tightly on a Les Paul guitar. DUMBO - sucked into the engine of a 747.
PETER PAN - Christopher Robin’s lover, committed suicide in despair.
TINKERBELL - caught by some kid who forgot to punch holes in the lid.
BAMBI - shot by NRA member with an AK-47. His body was never found.
BALOO - is now decorating the floor in front of a fireplace.
LADY & THE TRAMP - sold to a Cantonese restaurant.
101 DALMATIANS - sold to the Ringling Bros. Circus, were eaten by lions.
THE RESCUERS - involved in cancer research.
TRON - someone pulled the plug out by accident.
CAPTAIN EO - had a leak in his spacesuit.
JESSICA RABBIT - backup singer for Guns ‘N Roses.
THE LITTLE MERMAID - caught by Mrs. Paul’s Inc.
ALADDIN - was caught stealing one too many times, is now being traded nightly at Leavenworth for a pack of menthols. |
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