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6/20/2007 Rocket 2057 I do know however that this has been one of the best views of 07 for me. Rocket is what? 1-0 so far.....& that too against a weak NL team?!. 18 mill (protacted) wasted by a team that will finish second (if they are lucky!) in the division.
So, I havnt posted much crap in a bit.
Been pretty busy.
Lots of Gay (queer) things going on......Id rather not comment.
Weather is getting Hotter & im bailing from town.
See everyone in a few.
Btw, these pages close to a 1000 views in 07. Not too bad eH!?.
In actuality, 1000 folks who wont be getting precious mins of their miserable lives back! :P.
Anyways, Stay safe & gl to the ones still having pprs. (HAHAN!).
Leave you with the press conference they had in Tokyo for the release of the MACH5.
Wanted to do a complete post on this, but never found the time (:{).
First and last, WTF is up with that car??. (It does look good, BUT!)
Where the hell are the buttons on the steering wheel?!.
One would expect the Whacko brothers to do their research + Joel Silver is never shy to spend lots of dough. (They made a whole strip of highway for Matrix Returns!).
Im gonna be Really pissed if there isnt a Monkey in the trunk!.
Speedracer hits 2008,
Ill see all in a few ;).
6/7/2007 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY???
OH GOD WHYYYYYIIIII!!!??
 .Every effing time we humans are slightly joyous, you let some studio exec come up with an idea like this.
What am i on about this time?
Well the douches @ Warner have optioned the script for Thunder Cats.
Will NOTHING from our childhoods EVER remain sacred!?
Thunder cats, as I remember it, was a pretty polarising series.
Either you loved it! (HOOOOOOO!).
OR You bitched about it all recess.
Towards the end even the cartoons started to suck. (Thats why they were cancelled).
Millions still remember the series fondly, then wtf is it so hard for Hollywood to let it be that way?
ARGHH!.
I hope someone goes Mumm-ra on their asses!.
Im P.O'd cause the movie, like so many others recently(TMNT for eg......well, except for the orig comics & action figs, everything TMNT was always poop)...., will suck balls.
Ppl will bitch about it & it would bring further ridicule to Lion-O & the gang.
& incase you dont give a jack about TCs,
they are also planning to bring HE-MAN, GI JOE & IRON MAN to the bigscreen!. (I never watched these craps, so I dont care).
Although the out-cry on HE-MAN being homoerotic would be worth it! :P Jadeed English-Urdu/Hindi lugghat!Can you do additions to the list??
Have a nice day! —– * Achcha din lo!
What’s up? —– * Uppar kya hai?
You’re kidding! —– * Tum bacha bana rahe ho!
Don’t kid me! —– * Mera bacha mut banaao!
Yo, baby! What’s up? —–* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! —–* Thandaa aadmi!
Don’t mess with me, dude!!.—– * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, BANDE!!
Check this out, man! —– * Iski chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
She’s so fine! —– * Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick’s mine,
Hey good looking; what’s cooking? —– * Hey Khoobsoorat; kyaa pak raha hai?
Son of a gun!.—– * Bachcha bandook ka
& the personal frav:
Are you nuts? —– * Kya aap akhrot hain?
Dont try the last one on a Pathan!
 .Think you can make ammendments / additions?? Go ahead & share em online! :). Types of girlfriends1) Ms. Nice Gal - “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly Disadvantages: May wise up someday. 2) Old Yeller - “You god-damned spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable??”
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell Advantages: Pays attention to you Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans. 3) Sickly - “Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite”
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy Advantages: Predictable Disadvantages: Contagious. 4) The Bosser - “Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don’t give me that look.”
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom Advantages: Often right Disadvantages: Often right, but so what? 5) Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - “I just can’t decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?”
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c’mon Honey Advantages: Easily soothed Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed. 6) Wild Woman out of Control - “I’ve got an idea. Lez get drunk an’ make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S’fun.”
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs. 7) Huffy - “I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at”
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you Disadvantages: You will have no friends. 8) Woman from Mars - “I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship”
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud 9) Ms. Dreamgirl - “I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now” Which one do you qualify for!? :P 6/4/2007 A Cat that swims, Fightback by... & Ahmadenijad speaks!The Daily Mail had this story last week about a White Tiger that can SWIM.
It might not sound WOW at first, but consider that a Tiger is from the Cat family (I have no love for cats btw).
If you've ever tried bathing one, you'd know that Cats hate h2o. Throw a lump of meat into it & the tiger jumps in & happily retrives it!.
Whats most amazing is the size of the beauty:
 (10' long from nose to tail!).
Watch it in action here. (.wmv Video so WMP required).
Onto something a bit more serious.
BusinessWeek ran a story last week about the infamous Pestiside scandel that PepsiCo got into last year. (In India).
Products of Pepsi contained 30% (Thirty percent!) more crap than the safe levels.
Interestingly, products of CocaCola were 27% contaminated.
The article focuses the kinda trouble Pepsi faced with the issue highlighted by the social activist/enviormentalist Sunita Narain. (The gov awarded her the highest civilian award for her efforts, btw!).
In hindsight I think the controversy dint make much of a difference to Pepsi. You just have to look @ their end of the year figures to notice stability.
If nothing else, they probably got even more publicity out of it!.
What the issue did do is make one think about the things we consume.
Everything around us is contaminated in some way.
Be it polluted, unsanitised water.
Air containing high levels of toxins,
cigs/tea/coffee containing various chemicals & anti-oxidants,
seeds & grains coloured with non-food colours that can cause cancer,
high levels pesticides (again) in fruit's that are meant to cleanse the systems,
rat poo in grains (especially grounded wheat that everyone uses for bread) (I remember reading a
HT article a while back that claimed, on average there is 300g rat dung in every 1kg of grounded wheat!)(Oh & not to forget the other shit (hay for eg), they mix in).
+ the water everyone uses.
Even most of the bottled water in the world is just distilled tap water.
In Asia most of the water consumed is RAW. i.e untreated & contains vast variety of chemicals, sewage, toxins & God knows what else).
Since most of the countries lack treatment facilites, the people just boil it in kettles or @ the most filter it through devices that might (not) acutually make any difference.
Imagine the ways YOU use water. In everything right?
Btw, im not trying to make some 'masala' here, sure its something all of us take for granted, but go ask your doc or try searching Google for water related cases in the region.
I betcha thousands of people suffer from water related deseases every year.
One just has to take a look at the average Asian's stomach & get proof
 . (bloated, poping out even when the ribs are showing & the person might be mal-nourished). (Fat-Fucks need not apply! :P).
The BW piece on Efficiency vs Creativity also was very interesting from a management pov.
The company in the study is the houshold name 3M. Household names for the inventions of the Masking/scotch tape, the Post-it notes, Scotch guard sprays, Scotch-Brite (the dishwashing sponges, not to forget the wipes/mopping solutions & the various other products under the 'Scotch' monkier) & the more recently they came up with the super cool mop that doesnt actually make the floor dirtier as you go. (If anyone's actually used it, they'll understand what a blessing this thing is)(I cant remember the name right now, but I think its from the 'Easy' family of products).
3M is also known in the advertising world for coming up with the aswome 3d paper that goes on everything from bilboards to cars.
Take a look at their products page & you'll get the idea of how huge these guys are.
Enuff 3M pimping!
.The BW peice shows that streamlining & increase in efficiency can only increase profitibility to certain levels.
Innovation is always the key to mass sucess as new things sell at higher margins + the royalty rates on patents are what makes the R&D bucks worth it.
Since 3M has failed to come up with a sucessfull product in the past 10 years, the new management is going back to a looser management style.
Giving the workers more freedom on projects and are more willing to take risks on new technologies.
Lets see if these measures pay out 5 years from now.
LA Times did a story on 'Righteous Kill' (The Pacino, Di Nero movie).
I still cant get how $60 Mill qualify this one as Indie?!.
And Finally!
Mike Wallace of 60 Mins sat down for an interview with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Read the transcript or watch the video here.
Whatever you might think of the man, you have to give Ahmadinejan credit for not getting up & smaking this peanut farming hick right across the head.
You are talking to a democratically elected head of state you stupid ****. Show some gawd damn respect.
And the questions.
Boy!, were the hard-hitting!.
 .The response to the Israel question was interesting as it shut Wallace up.
To paraphrase:
Wallace: You said Israel should be wiped off the map & dispute the holacoust. Pres AN: Where did the the holacoust take place??
Wallace: (surprised). Europe
Pres AN: Where?
Wallace: Germany in...
Pres AN: So if this supposed event took place in EU/Germany, WTF have Palastenians been suffering for the past century??
Notice how wallace doesnt have an answer and immediately tries to change the topic.
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Its a free world thats becoming more and more globalised.
The good thing is that countries like China & India are coming up, which makes it easier to tell ppl like Bush to go take a hike.
No one can come up with a rational answer to why Iran should not have acess to Nuclear technology. Energy or Military purposes.
Staying away from the ten page political hypocricay of the west, the US alone has twice the amount of ready, usable Nuclear weapons.....make your own mind :]. Love Tester!I know this is L-AME!, but someone forwarded it to me & it came 100% (with my current girl) (43% & 45% with the previous 2, naturally no names will be published
).Anyways, have a go. What do you loose?
. (& In case you get a low score: Hey! its only a stupid game right? )6/3/2007 Agustus Cole + RemixWas pretty p.o'd yesterday, started playing G.O.W & Finally killed General RAAM!. \Woo to the hOO/
 . No but seriously, although he was a bitch to kill (took me 4-5 tries), it was great.
"Why?", "Its just a game", "Grow up" - you say??
Well you are berry berry Brong!
.Upon finishing the game, the credits roll to this effing Agustus Cole Remix (<-Cole the Train).
You can dl it as an mp3 here or Gears_of_War_Mixed-_Cole_n.mp3 (03:49 - 7.30 mb) (Both file front links), although the quality is subpar & it isnt the 'full version', you get the idea.
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